{"product_id":"middle-finger-coaster","title":"Middle Finger Coaster","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"473\"\u003eSome days just call for a little extra attitude. The Aren't Enough Middle Fingers Coaster features the relatable saying, \u003cem data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"243\"\u003e\"Some days there just aren't enough middle fingers,\"\u003c\/em\u003e making it the perfect addition to your desk, coffee table, bar cart, or gift collection. Made from absorbent neoprene-like material, this coaster helps protect surfaces while delivering a laugh every time you set down your drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"498\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"498\"\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hnh8r4\" data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eFeatures the saying: \u003cem data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"575\"\u003e\"Some days there just aren't enough middle fingers\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ikesfo\" data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"608\"\u003eFunny and sarcastic design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tgyg8t\" data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eAbsorbent neoprene-like material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cv4dzh\" data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eHelps protect surfaces from moisture and spills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c8864x\" data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eDurable and reusable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vf8f8s\" data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eDishwasher safe or hand washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jtnpoa\" data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"792\"\u003eGuaranteed to provide laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qq4lzw\" data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rjy5i3\" data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"831\"\u003eMeasures 4\" x 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"High Cotton Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43955054215405,"sku":"","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0048\/0483\/7476\/products\/Middle_Finger_Coaster.heic?v=1780689893","url":"https:\/\/tootsielous.com\/products\/middle-finger-coaster","provider":"Tootsie Lou’s Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}