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Funny banana joke greeting card with “Never make eye contact when eating a banana” text, 5x7 folded card with envelope and blank inside.

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Tip #23 Never Make Eye Contact Card

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Description

Add a little humor and personality to your gift-giving with our Tip #23 “Never Make Eye Contact When Eating a Banana” Card—because sometimes the best messages are the ones that make you laugh out loud! Perfect for birthdays, just-because moments, or slipping into a gift for an extra surprise, this card brings the fun in the most unexpected way.

Printed on premium heavyweight cardstock, this card feels just as high-quality as it is hilarious. The bold, cheeky message makes it a standout, while the blank interior gives you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt (or equally funny) note. It’s the perfect mix of witty and thoughtful, making it ideal for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Pair it with one of your favorite boutique gifts or let it shine all on its own—either way, it’s guaranteed to be remembered long after it’s opened.

Details:
• Printed on premium 100# cardstock
• Card measures 5" x 7" folded
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes matching envelope

✨ These always get a laugh—grab one before they’re gone!

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Returns

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Tip #23 Never Make Eye Contact Card

$6.99

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