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You Know I Would Shank a Bitch for You Greeting Card
Description
Say it louder for your ride-or-die bestie with our “You Know I Would Shank a Bitch for You” Card—because nothing says love like a little loyalty and a lot of attitude! Perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just reminding your person how much they mean to you, this card delivers humor with a bold, unforgettable twist.
Printed on premium linen-textured cardstock, this card has a soft, elevated feel that balances perfectly with its edgy, laugh-out-loud message. It’s the ultimate mix of heartfelt and hilarious, making it a standout choice for your closest friends, sisters, or anyone who just gets you. The blank interior gives you plenty of space to add your own personal message—sweet, sassy, or somewhere in between.
Pair it with one of your favorite boutique gifts or let it speak for itself—either way, it’s guaranteed to make an impression.
Details:
• Printed on premium 80# linen cardstock
• Card measures 5" x 7" folded
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes matching envelope
✨ Bold, funny, and totally unforgettable—grab yours before it’s gone!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.