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Fucking Quitter Greeting Card
Description
Celebrate retirement the only way that truly makes sense—with humor! Our “Fucking Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement!” Greeting Card delivers the perfect blend of sarcasm, wit, and genuine well-wishes for the person who finally decided to ditch the daily grind. Printed on high-quality cardstock, this 5" x 7" folded card offers plenty of space inside for your personal message, heartfelt note, or hilarious inside joke. The front features bold, playful text sure to get a laugh, making it ideal for coworkers, friends, or family members who appreciate a cheeky send-off. Each card comes with a matching envelope for easy gifting. Whether paired with a retirement gift or given on its own, this card is guaranteed to be the one they remember—and laugh about—for years.
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Card measures 5" x 7" folded
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Blank inside for a personalized message
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Includes matching envelope
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Premium cardstock with vibrant printing
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Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family
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Funny, bold text for a memorable send-off
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Great standalone or paired with a gift
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.