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Funny encouragement card reading “Life can be a dick… gets hard for no reason.

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Life Can Be Like A Dick Greeting Card

$6.95
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Description

Brighten someone’s tough day with humor they’ll actually appreciate. Our “Life Can Be a Dick… Sometimes It Gets Hard for No Reason” Greeting Card delivers the perfect mix of honesty, sarcasm, and encouragement. Whether a friend is going through a breakup, work stress, burnout, or just one of those weeks, this card offers a laugh while reminding them they’re not alone. Printed on premium 80# linen cardstock, the texture feels luxurious and adds a high-end finish to the humor. The 5" x 7" folded format gives you plenty of room inside to write a heartfelt note, uplifting message, or a joke to match the tone. Blank inside and paired with a matching envelope, it’s easy to gift and guaranteed to be the most memorable card they receive.

  • Printed on premium 80# linen cardstock

  • Card measures 5" x 7" folded

  • Blank inside for personalized message

  • Includes coordinating envelope

  • Perfect for tough times, humor lovers, and encouragement

  • Bold, relatable text for maximum impact

  • High-quality printing and texture

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At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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Returns

We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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Life Can Be Like A Dick Greeting Card

$6.95

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