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Funny waffle weave microfiber towel with bold sublimated quote and durable, absorbent design.

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Twatwaffles & Cuntcakes Are Not Tolerated Dish Towel

$18.99
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Description

Make a bold and hilarious statement while enjoying unbeatable functionality with our “Twatwaffles & Cuntcakes Are Not Tolerated” microber waffle weave dish towel. Designed for those who appreciate both humor and high-performance cleaning, this 16x24 towel features a durable woven waffle-weave texture that delivers exceptional absorbency. Its unique pattern helps lift moisture quickly while reducing the risk of scratching delicate surfaces by trapping small particles. The sublimated design is permanently infused into the fabric, ensuring the graphic will never fade, crack, or peel—even after repeated use and washing. Soft, lint-free, and streak-free, this towel offers a smoother, less sticky feel compared to traditional microfiber options. Whether used in the kitchen, garage, gym, or as a funny gift, this towel combines attitude, durability, and superior performance.

  • 16x24 woven microfiber waffle-weave towel

  • Extremely absorbent for quick, easy drying

  • Sublimated design won’t fade, crack, or peel

  • Lint-free, scratch-free, streak-free performance

  • Soft, smooth texture—less sticky than typical microfiber

  • Waffle weave reduces risk of surface scratching

  • Ideal for kitchens, cars, cleaning, or novelty gifting

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Shipping

At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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Returns

We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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Twatwaffles & Cuntcakes Are Not Tolerated Dish Towel

$18.99

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"Had a great shopping experience today at Tootsie Lou’s. Everyone is very friendly and welcoming. Big shoutout to Connie for all her help. Beautiful clothes and very reasonable prices."

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"I had the best customer experience today at Tootsies. everyone was extremely kind and helpful, Thank you Connie and the other staff who I didn't catch your name with recommendations and yummy refreshments and popcorn. Can't wait to come back and shop again soon."

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