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A funny birthday card with a text-based design about the many roles of asses in life.
A funny birthday card with a text-based design about the many roles of asses in life.

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All About Asses Birthday Card

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Description

Deliver some cheeky birthday humor with the "All About Asses" card, perfect for friends who love a good laugh. The cover features a comically relatable observation: "Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one." The punchline inside continues the fun, telling the recipient to "Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate." Proudly printed in the USA, this card is a hilarious and unforgettable way to wish someone the best on their special day.

  • Witty Adult Humor: A clever and relatable joke for friends.

  • Funny Message: Inside encourages a fun celebration.

  • USA Made: Printed in the USA on premium cardstock.

  • Memorable Greeting: A guaranteed laugh that stands out.

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All About Asses Birthday Card

$4.95
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