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If Only Birthday Card
Description
Send some straightforward birthday wishes with our hilarious "If Only" card. The front features a simple, vintage-style photo with the seemingly innocent phrase, "If Only." The real joke is waiting inside with the bold, cheeky message: "Don't Dick Around. Just Have A Happy Birthday." This card is printed in the USA on FSC-certified, sustainable source pulp and comes with a matching envelope. It’s a perfectly blunt and funny way to tell someone to get on with the celebrating.
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Cheeky & Bold Humor: A straightforward and funny birthday message.
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Simple Vintage Style: A classic look with an unexpected punchline.
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Eco-Friendly: Printed on FSC-certified, sustainable source paper.
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Details: 5" x 7" card with envelope; Made in the USA.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.