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A vintage-style card shows a woman explaining why her husband is wearing a vet cone.
A vintage-style card shows a woman explaining why her husband is wearing a vet cone.

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Stop Scratching Birthday Card

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Share a hilarious birthday laugh with the "Stop Scratching" card. The front features a funny scenario where a woman says of her dog's cone, "The Vet Said It'll Stop Him From Scratching Himself, So I Got One For Brian Too," implying her husband is also in one! The witty humor continues inside with the perfect message: "I Couldn't Resist Wishing You A Happy Birthday." This card is proudly printed in the USA on FSC-certified, sustainable paper and includes a matching envelope. It’s the perfect choice for anyone who loves a cheeky joke.

  • Hilarious Cover Gag: A funny, relatable joke about pets and partners.

  • Witty Inside Message: A clever pun ties into the "resist" theme.

  • Eco-Friendly: Printed on FSC-certified, sustainable source paper.

  • Details: 5" x 7" card with envelope; Made in the USA.

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Stop Scratching Birthday Card

$4.95
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