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Sassy resin coaster with cork backing and bold “Not Your Maid” humor for any space.

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I Am Not Your Damn Maid Coaster

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Description

Bring some bold honesty and humor into your home with the I Am Not Your Damn Maid Coaster — the perfect sassy statement piece for busy moms, tired wives, and anyone who’s had enough of being the household cleanup crew. This witty coaster adds instant attitude to coffee tables, kitchen counters, nightstands, and bar carts while keeping surfaces safe from spills, heat, and condensation.

 

Handcrafted in the USA, it features a durable resin top with crisp, vibrant lettering and a protective cork backing that prevents scratches and slipping. Its 4”x4” size with rounded corners offers a polished modern look that fits seamlessly into any décor. Whether you’re gifting a friend, stuffing stockings, or treating yourself, this coaster brings the perfect mix of function, laughter, and real-life truth.

 

  • I Am Not Your Damn Maid Coaster with bold, humorous statement
  • Adds sass and personality to tables, counters, and bar carts
  • Perfect for coffee, tea, cocktails, wine, and everyday drinks
  • Great gift for moms, friends, hostess gifts, and holidays
  • Durable resin construction with cork backing
  • Protects surfaces from heat, moisture, and scratches
  • Rounded corners for a clean modern finish
  • Size: 4” x 4”
  • Made in the USA

 

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At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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I Am Not Your Damn Maid Coaster

$5.99

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