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A nostalgic-style greeting card with a cartoon of a doctor and an elderly couple.

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Want Underwear All Occasions Card

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Description

Share a laugh for any occasion with this hilarious, nostalgia-inspired greeting card. The front sets up the joke with a classic scenario: A doctor tells a patient, "The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample." The hard-of-hearing patient turns and asks, "What Did She Say?" to which his partner replies, "They Want Your Underwear." The inside is left blank for your own personalized message. Printed in the USA, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned joke.

  • Classic Joke Format: A funny, easy-to-love nostalgic punchline.

  • All Occasion Humor: Perfect for birthdays, get well, or just because.

  • Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your own personal message.

  • USA Made: A high-quality greeting card manufactured in the USA.

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Shipping

At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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Returns

We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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Want Underwear All Occasions Card

$4.95

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