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Add a splash of sass to your writing with the Calm Your Tits Pen. Crafted from durable rubber-coated aluminum, this ballpoint pen features smooth black ink and a handy stylus tip. Chrome trim and silver accents give it a sleek, polished look, while the cheeky screen-printed text keeps things fun and lighthearted. Perfect for jotting down notes or tapping away on your touchscreen with style!

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At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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