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Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit Dish Towel
Description
Add humor and high performance to your kitchen with our “Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit” Microfiber Waffle Weave Dish Towel, the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Measuring 16x24, this durable woven towel features a premium waffle-weave pattern that delivers exceptional absorbency, making it ideal for drying dishes, wiping countertops, polishing glassware, and handling large kitchen messes quickly. The textured weave helps trap particles away from delicate surfaces, reducing the risk of scratches while providing a clean, streak-free finish. The bold, funny design is sublimated directly into the fibers, meaning it will never fade, crack, or peel—even after countless washes. Soft, lint-free, scratch-free, and noticeably less sticky than typical microfiber towels, this towel adds personality to your kitchen while delivering professional-level performance. It also makes a perfect novelty gift for wine lovers and sarcastic friends alike.
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16x24 woven microfiber waffle-weave construction
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Extremely absorbent for fast, efficient drying
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Sublimated design that won’t crack, fade, or peel
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Lint-free, scratch-free, streak-free finish
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Waffle texture prevents surface scratching
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Soft feel—less sticky than ordinary microfiber
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Great for kitchens, bars, wine lovers, and gifting
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.