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A birthday card that has a cartoon illustration showing a dog bringing a roll of toilet paper to its owner, who is sitting on a toilet. The owner says, "Good dog." Text below reads, "perhaps the most noble of all rescue animals the lavatory retriever."
A birthday card that has a cartoon illustration showing a dog bringing a roll of toilet paper to its owner, who is sitting on a toilet. The owner says, "Good dog." Text below reads, "perhaps the most noble of all rescue animals the lavatory retriever."

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Lavatory Retriever | Funny Birthday Card

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Celebrate man's best friend with the hilarious "Lavatory Retriever" Birthday Card, perfect for any dog lover with a great sense of humor. The front shows a loyal dog bringing a toilet paper roll to its owner on the toilet. The caption names this hero the "Lavatory Retriever," the most noble rescue animal. The clever theme continues inside with the pun, "I Hope your birthday delivers. Happy Birthday." This charming and witty card, proudly printed in the USA, is a wonderfully funny way to celebrate.

  • Relatable Humor: A funny, universally understood scenario.

  • Clever Canine Joke: A unique concept dog lovers will adore.

  • Witty Wordplay: The inside message is a perfectly delivered pun.

  • American Quality: Proudly printed in the USA on premium cardstock.

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Lavatory Retriever | Funny Birthday Card

$5.99
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