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A birthday card that has a cartoon illustration of an elderly man looking down the front of his pants with a confused look on his face. The text next to him reads, "Locating your fountain of youth can be like...."
the inside of a birthday card that says "Finding a noodle in a haystack. Happy Birthday."
A birthday card that has a cartoon illustration of an elderly man looking down the front of his pants with a confused look on his face. The text next to him reads, "Locating your fountain of youth can be like...."
the inside of a birthday card that says "Finding a noodle in a haystack. Happy Birthday."

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Noodle in a Haystack | Funny Birthday Card

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Get a good laugh with the "Noodle in a Haystack" Birthday Card, perfect for anyone who appreciates the funnier side of aging. The front features an elderly man peering down his pants with the text, "Locating your fountain of youth can be like...." This amusing setup leads to the witty punchline inside: "Finding a noodle in a haystack. Happy Birthday." This clever and slightly cheeky card, proudly made in the USA, is a guaranteed way to bring a big chuckle.

  • Relatable Aging Humor: A comical joke about the effects of getting older.

  • Witty Punchline: A clever and memorable "noodle in a haystack" metaphor.

  • For Mature Humor: Ideal for friends who enjoy a slightly risqué joke.

  • American Made: A high-quality greeting card printed in the USA.

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Noodle in a Haystack | Funny Birthday Card

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