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A birthday card with an elderly man wearing only white briefs and socks leans on his walker with one hand while holding up a full martini glass with the other. The text "on your birthday..."
The inside of a birthday card says "Don't forget to pamper yourself."
A birthday card with an elderly man wearing only white briefs and socks leans on his walker with one hand while holding up a full martini glass with the other. The text "on your birthday..."
The inside of a birthday card says "Don't forget to pamper yourself."

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Pamper Yourself | Funny Birthday Card

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Send a hilarious reminder to relax with the "Pamper Yourself" Birthday Card, a perfect pick for anyone who enjoys witty humor about aging. The front features a memorable scene: an elderly man, clad only in his underwear, casually leaning on his walker while holding a martini. The simple setup, "on your birthday…", builds anticipation for the punchline inside. The card opens to reveal the amusing message: "Don't forget to pamper yourself. Happy Birthday." This 5x7 card, expertly printed in the USA, is a fantastic way to deliver a good laugh.

  • Hilarious Visual Gag: An elderly man in underwear with a martini.

  • Witty Ironic Humor: Clever joke about aging gracefully.

  • Perfect for Milestones: Pokes fun at hitting a big birthday.

  • American Quality: Premium 5x7 card proudly printed in the USA.

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Pamper Yourself | Funny Birthday Card

$5.99
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