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White cotton towel with humorous quote about firing yourself from cleaning and drinking on the job.

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I Just Fired Myself Dish Towel

$19.99
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Description

Bring a burst of humor to your kitchen with our I Fired Myself From Cleaning Cotton Towel — a snarky, relatable must-have for anyone who’s overworked, overwhelmed, or simply over cleaning. Featuring the full funny quote:

 

“I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.”

 

This towel blends everyday practicality with the perfect punchline. Crafted from 100% cotton and sized at 21” x 28”, it’s absorbent, durable, and machine washable for effortless care. Whether displayed on your oven handle, gifted to a friend, or added to a hostess basket, it guarantees a laugh every time.

 

• Features the full humorous cleaning-strike quote

• Perfect for housewarmings, birthdays, hostess gifts, and everyday laughs

• 100% cotton for softness, absorbency, and durability

• Generous 21” x 28” size ideal for any kitchen or coffee bar

• Machine washable and easy to care for

• Adds charm, wit, and personality to your home décor

 

Funny, functional, and a little too relatable — this towel is the perfect reminder that sometimes the problem is the employee… and the employee is you.

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At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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Returns

We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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I Just Fired Myself Dish Towel

$19.99

"Nicest and most helpful employees! They didn't mind my rambunctious boys being there while I bought a birthday gift! Love going in there"

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"Had a great shopping experience today at Tootsie Lou’s. Everyone is very friendly and welcoming. Big shoutout to Connie for all her help. Beautiful clothes and very reasonable prices."

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"I had the best customer experience today at Tootsies. everyone was extremely kind and helpful, Thank you Connie and the other staff who I didn't catch your name with recommendations and yummy refreshments and popcorn. Can't wait to come back and shop again soon."

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