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Deliver some cheeky birthday humor with the "All About Asses" card, perfect for friends who love a good laugh. The cover features a comically relatable observation: "Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one." The punchline inside continues the fun, telling the recipient to "Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate." Proudly printed in the USA, this card is a hilarious and unforgettable way to wish someone the best on their special day.
Witty Adult Humor: A clever and relatable joke for friends.
Funny Message: Inside encourages a fun celebration.
USA Made: Printed in the USA on premium cardstock.
Memorable Greeting: A guaranteed laugh that stands out.
We know you're just as excited to receive your order as we
are to package it up and send it your way—because who doesn’t love happy mail?!
At Tootsie Lou’s, we work hard to ship orders as quickly as possible.
While we strive to get everything out the same day, please allow 1–3
business days (excluding weekends and holidays) for processing after your
order confirmation email is received. Once your order ships, you'll get a
shipping notification with tracking details, so you can follow your
package every step of the way—right to your doorstep!
We hope you love every single piece you purchase from
us, but we totally get it—sometimes things don’t work out, and that’s okay!
Because we’re a small business with fast-moving inventory, we do not offer
refunds, but we are happy to issue store credit for eligible
returns.
To qualify for store credit, your return must:
If you're local, feel free to bring your eligible return in-store
to receive store credit directly at the register!
🚨 Please Note:
We’re truly so grateful for every order placed and every customer who chooses to shop with us. Your support of Tootsie Lou’s Boutique means the world to us, and we can’t wait to keep helping you look and feel fabulous!
For more information on our shipping or return policies, please visit our full FAQ section here: Returns and Exchanges – Tootsie Lou’s Boutique or Shipping Policy – Tootsie Lou’s Boutique
Thanks again for shopping small—you’re the best part of Tootsie Lou’s!