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Calm Your Tits Dish Towel
Description
Lighten the mood in your kitchen with our “Calm Your Tits” Microfiber Waffle Weave Dish Towel, a hilarious yet highly functional addition to your everyday routine. Measuring 16x24, this durable woven towel features a premium waffle-weave pattern known for excellent absorbency, allowing you to dry dishes, large surfaces, and spills quickly and efficiently. The textured weave also helps trap tiny particles, reducing the chance of scratching delicate surfaces while producing a streak-free, lint-free finish. The bold, funny design is sublimated directly into the fibers—meaning it will never crack, fade, or peel, no matter how many times you wash it. Softer and less sticky than standard microfiber towels, this towel offers top-tier performance with a sassy twist. It’s perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, gifting, or anytime someone needs a not-so-gentle reminder to relax.
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16x24 woven microfiber waffle-weave towel
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Highly absorbent for fast, efficient drying
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Sublimated design won’t fade, peel, or crack
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Lint-free, scratch-free, and streak-free finish
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Waffle texture helps prevent surface scratching
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Soft feel—less sticky than typical microfiber
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Great for kitchens, cleaning, and humorous gifting
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.