Pamper Yourself | Funny Birthday Card
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Send a hilarious reminder to relax with the "Pamper Yourself" Birthday Card, a perfect pick for anyone who enjoys witty humor about aging. The front features a memorable scene: an elderly man, clad only in his underwear, casually leaning on his walker while holding a martini. The simple setup, "on your birthday…", builds anticipation for the punchline inside. The card opens to reveal the amusing message: "Don't forget to pamper yourself. Happy Birthday." This 5x7 card, expertly printed in the USA, is a fantastic way to deliver a good laugh.
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Hilarious Visual Gag: An elderly man in underwear with a martini.
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Witty Ironic Humor: Clever joke about aging gracefully.
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Perfect for Milestones: Pokes fun at hitting a big birthday.
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American Quality: Premium 5x7 card proudly printed in the USA.
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