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Funny birthday card showing cartoon scenes of things you shouldn’t do naked with humorous inside message.

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Things You Shouldn't Do Naked | Birthday Card

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Description

Give the gift of laugh-out-loud humor with the Things You Shouldn’t Do Naked Birthday Card—perfect for anyone who appreciates a little mischievous birthday fun. The front features a hilarious set of cartoon scenes: a woman frying bacon, a man trimming the rose bushes, a man playing the cymbals, and a man jumping on a trampoline… all highlighting things you definitely shouldn’t do naked.

Inside, the punchline lands perfectly with the message: “And that about covers it. Happy Birthday.” Printed in the USA on a 5" x 7" card and paired with a matching envelope, it’s the ultimate funny birthday greeting that’s sure to be remembered.

Highlights

  • Humorous illustrated birthday card

  • Front features four “don’t try this naked” cartoon scenes

  • Inside message: “And that about covers it. Happy Birthday.”

  • Includes matching envelope

  • Card size: 5" x 7"

  • Printed in the USA

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Returns

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Things You Shouldn't Do Naked | Birthday Card

$5.99

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