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White cotton towel with humorous quote about being hard to buy for and liquor store gifts.

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Stop Saying Dish Towel

$19.99
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Description

Give the gift of laughter with our Hard to Buy For Cotton Kitchen Towel — a snarky, crowd-pleasing favorite for anyone who loves a good drink and an even better punchline. Featuring the hilarious quote:

 

“Stop saying I’m hard to buy for. You know where the liquor store is.”

 

This towel blends humor, attitude, and everyday functionality, making it a perfect choice for birthdays, holidays, hostess gifts, or just-for-fun surprises. Made from 100% cotton and sized at 21” x 28”, it’s absorbent, durable, and machine washable — ideal for kitchens, coffee bars, and entertaining spaces. Whether wrapped around a wine bottle or added to a gift basket, this towel guarantees a smile before the first sip.

 

• Features a bold and witty liquor-themed quote

• Perfect gift for cocktail lovers, hosts, and friends

• Made from durable, absorbent 100% cotton

• Generous 21” x 28” size for practical everyday use

• Machine washable and easy to care for

• Adds humor, charm, and personality to any kitchen

 

Funny, functional, and delightfully sassy — this towel is the perfect reminder that sometimes the best gifts are found on aisle nine.

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At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!

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Returns

We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.

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Stop Saying Dish Towel

$19.99

"Nicest and most helpful employees! They didn't mind my rambunctious boys being there while I bought a birthday gift! Love going in there"

Megan C.

"Had a great shopping experience today at Tootsie Lou’s. Everyone is very friendly and welcoming. Big shoutout to Connie for all her help. Beautiful clothes and very reasonable prices."

Vicky T.

"I had the best customer experience today at Tootsies. everyone was extremely kind and helpful, Thank you Connie and the other staff who I didn't catch your name with recommendations and yummy refreshments and popcorn. Can't wait to come back and shop again soon."

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