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The Officer Said Dish Towel
Description
Bring the laughs straight to your kitchen with our You Drinking? You Buying? Cotton Towel — a cheeky, irreverent favorite for anyone who appreciates humor with a little edge. Featuring the full quote:
“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We laughed and laughed. I need bail money.”
This towel delivers instant personality, making it a standout gift for friends, hosts, entertainers, or anyone who loves a good sarcastic punchline. Crafted from 100% cotton and sized at 21” x 28”, it’s not only hilarious but also highly functional — perfect for drying dishes, wiping spills, or adding comedic charm to your décor.
• Features a bold, humorous quote for maximum laughs
• Great for housewarmings, birthdays, hostess gifts, or everyday fun
• Made of 100% absorbent, durable cotton
• Generous 21” x 28” size ideal for kitchens and bar areas
• Machine washable for long-lasting everyday use
• Adds wit, personality, and a dash of mischief to any space
This towel is funny, functional, and guaranteed to get people talking. A must-have for anyone who enjoys a little trouble… and a lot of humor.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
At Tootsie Lou’s Boutique, we’re all about making your shopping experience smooth, fun, and fabulous from start to finish! We’ve put a few return and exchange guidelines in place to help keep things simple and clear. If you have any questions about shipping or returns, feel free to reach out to us at customerservice@tootsielous.com—we’re happy to help!
Returns
We greatly value your patronage and are committed to ensuring your satisfaction with our services. Should the need arise for an item exchange, we are here to assist you within the scope of our policies.