Two Thongs | Humorous Birthday Card
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Get a cheek-splitting laugh with the "Two Thongs" Birthday Card, a hilarious take on aging disgracefully. The front features a comical scene: an elderly couple on a beach, both boldly sporting thongs. The setup text, "important words to remember as we get older," leads to the brilliant punchline inside: "Two thongs don't make a right. Happy Birthday." This 5x7 card, proudly printed in the USA, is perfect for friends with a great sense of humor who appreciate a clever pun.
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Hilarious Visual Gag: An elderly couple in thongs guarantees a laugh.
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Clever Pun: A smart, memorable play on the well-known phrase.
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Relatable Aging Humor: Pokes fun at growing old with a carefree attitude.
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American Quality: Premium 5x7 card printed in the USA.
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